8 definitions by mortis fugit

Top Definition
To hurry up and take action before it is too late.
"Dude, she just broke up with her boyfriend, she's drunk as hell, and she's surrounded by guys trying to get into her pants; get your ass to Mars."
by mortis fugit August 09, 2006
to catastrophically fuck up a process by omitting a minor but crucial step.
Nine months ago, Bob forgot to hook up the doll; now he buys diapers.
by mortis fugit December 13, 2007
(MAN uh tee shit) Far worse than bullshit, or even horseshit.
Man, that's just manateeshit.
by mortis fugit August 19, 2006
Masturbator; self-gratifier.
Every single person that's looked themselves up on the net, searched for porn, trolled for muff (or dick), or did anything to make themselves feel better. "Fuzzpalm" refers to hairy palms.
by mortis fugit July 06, 2009
A sad sci-fi/comic book convention that barely happened. No guest speakers you've ever heard of, and a dealer's room like a Goodwill.
Sell all your toys from your mom's basement at next week's GutterCon, taking place in a moldy hotel near an airport.
by mortis fugit May 16, 2014
Used as a replacement term for a person/group of people that can't actually 'manage' anything that matters: instead of focusing on what's important, they meddle.
Meddlement shows up and gives you busy work (diverting you from actual productivity) when you're trying to fix things. They bitched about something, though, so they earned their paycheck!
by mortis fugit January 17, 2014
A euphemistically polite way to say "suck my cock."
Your mom wants to taste my penis.
by mortis fugit September 24, 2015

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