When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.
*ate 3/4 pancakes*
Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"
Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"