1 definition by mornfang

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When you take a dump on the side of the toilet bowl instead of in the water, with the purpose of making as little noise as possible to not let anyone know you're taking a dump.
The walls are so thin in my apartment, I always have to take ninja dumps when we have parties here.
by mornfang July 15, 2011

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