A fantastic meal
named after beautiful Hamburg City
By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger
in the Hamburger neither
the f* would a Burger
Just like there neither
is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.
In their slackness, the people of america
began to call the hamburger just a burger.
Then along came
stupid and invented
The smart guys figured
out: If there
is cheese on the cheeseburger, there
has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There
ain't no Frank on the furter either!