Waunakee, also known as White-a-kee, is a small farming town near the capital of Wisconsin, Madison. The population is literally 99.999999% white, and there is nothing to do there. In order to survive there, you need to be a badass at sports, or be smashed twenty-four/seven.
People from Waunakee: Fuck, Waunakee is the definition of faggotry (aside from Deforest that is).
People from anywhere else: Fuck, Wauankee just kicked our asses at everything. I bet they piss excellence.