4 definitions by morbidgolem

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A Jack of all Trades is someone who is decent at everything, but not especially adept at any one thing.
Red Mage from Final Fantasy is a Jack of all Trades.
by morbidgolem October 18, 2007

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something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!
guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now
by morbidgolem December 15, 2007

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That headache you get after the exam when you suddenly stop cramming and your brain just melts to mush.
I had study backlash after cramming at the last minute for my sex ed test.
I got all the answers wrong anyway, making all that cramming a huge waste of time.
by morbidgolem October 21, 2007

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Sony (after seeing the Wii popular to the ENTIRE family) has tried to extend their fanbase to those people (females, gays, and metrosexuals) who AREN'T nerds who never leave the house that fall in love with final fantasy characters.
This is the final act of desperation from Sony; They know they can't win defeat Wii. Wii owns all.
Girl: Oh my gawd!! A playstation 2 pink!!! I am soooooo getting that just coz of its colour, despite the blatantly sexist attitude Sony has towards women.
by morbidgolem November 08, 2007

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