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11 definitions by morazar

 
1.
When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18
He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.
by Morazar December 07, 2010
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2.
The most annoying thing in the universe
I have to get away from that little kid! He's driving me crazy!
by Morazar April 06, 2011
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3.
Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.
He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.
by Morazar January 17, 2011
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4.
Killing a teletubby.
He went to prison for teletubbicide.
by Morazar December 05, 2010
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5.
Someone who campaigns against anti-teletubby discrimination.
The news headline said "Prominent teletubbist leads march for teletubby rights"
by Morazar December 24, 2010
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6.
Proof that we are living in the future
Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
by Morazar February 11, 2011
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7.
A way for the government to tell people which school to go to.
My parents want me to go to this school because of its accreditation.
by Morazar February 02, 2011
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