not the south of England.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby
; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people
is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham
is a place of tranquility and love.
A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people
before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham
can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.