n. A profession, usually taught
in universities as a four-year program. It's far more rigorous than most other programs available to university
students, with the benefit of near-guaranteed employment
after graduation. Downsides
include not being able to get laid
and extreme social awkwardness.
Look, isn't that
one of those engineering students? Man, what a pathetic loser. We're so much
It's this "loser" here that
'll be making 70 grand a year right after
graduating. Enjoy your degree in Classical Literature suckers, it'll probably qualify you for flipping burgers.