There are many definitions and they basically all say the same thing,mine will probably say exactly the same,but here it is...
MALE TOWNIE -
Head - Baseball cap,these are becoming more and more ridiculouslsy sized and coloured!
Hair...will not be any more that 2mm long,
Ears - Usually some type of metal around the ear.
Eyes - looking around for trouble...proabably intoxicated by something cheap,or stolen
Mouth - S**t,f**k,ya mum,stupid made up words that nobody understands but, if one townie says it...another one says it and before you know it we are all breadbins!
Moving down the body to the neck - cheap..fake..pieces of foil covered chocolate stuck together to make some "bling" or something they picked up from "da'n da markii'"
The hoody would most probably fit atleast 5 townies into one, this will be over the head...even if the baseball cap is on! and if everyone else has their tops off because it is the middle of august.
Tracksuit bottoms, in a whole range of colours, the trousers may never ever go past the top of their trainers, otherwise they suddenly become a grunger
The socks will be either from "da'n da markii'" or from a cheap clothes shop that their mum shops in.
Trainers,full stop! if they are not (apparently) more than £100 they will not be seen dead in them
All clothing will be bougth from "da'n da markii'" or stolen and given to them by their dad that never sees them or their older brother (was probably a townie)
The female townie...basic really act like a s**g,sound like....well, thats a difficult one to describe...lets just say, if they want to say something...it will be loud and be some form of cockney or extreme-commoness ,the earings...big enough for dolphins to jump through and look heavy
about the smae clothing as the male townie
listens to a sad pathetic excuse for music
usually drinking 24/7 cheap cider that they illegally bought in the off license because they say they are 18 when they are really 13
think they can insult everybody, from every race, culture, abilities, success, individuality, etc
think you are looking at them all the time, and use this as an excuse to have a fight
will have missed most of their secondary education and have never even heard of further education,GCSE's are a waste of their precious hanging around on corner time.
will either end up flipping burgers or in prison. females...pregnant before they learn to spell contraception.