1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.
If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.
The male version of a bimbo, whore, or slut.
He's such a himbo that he'd sleep with anything that has, or had, a pulse.
Waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your sexual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. The only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.
Dude, that girl you picked up at the bar was coyote ugly.
Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.
I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.
Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.
Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.
An informal term for a bidet.
If your asshole is on fire, you better cool it off in the butt dunker.
When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.
Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.