21 definitions by momus the sarcastic

Top Definition
The Financial District of San Francisco, California. Also known as Wall Street West.
My office is in the FiDi near Market Street.
by Momus the Sarcastic August 06, 2009
to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.
Please stop acupestering me with your pen.
by Momus the Sarcastic May 12, 2012
adj. cunty and ugly.
Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.
by Momus the Sarcastic June 01, 2009
Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.
She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.
by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010
eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.
He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.
by Momus the Sarcastic December 08, 2009
To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing
He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.
by Momus the Sarcastic December 21, 2009
An attorney more noted for getting publicity than for legal abilities.
He: I see that fame-whore who claims to be an actor's mistress has an attorney to handle the press.

She: Yeah, she's retained a sluttorney instead of a lawyer.
by Momus the Sarcastic December 02, 2009
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