Steel Reserve is an intoxicationg liquid customarily found in 22 oz cans and in the value-packed 40 oz glass bottles. Now, normally I'd be compelled to use the word "beer", but that's not going to cut the mustard. This is a HIGH GRAVITY LAGER. That's what they say. After drinking this, you'll feel like someone increased the Earth's gravity field by 70%. Don't get me wrong, it's hands down the best bang for your drinking dollar... but you'll probably get arrested if you drink more than a forty ouncer. So be careful! I have hallucinated and time travelled under the influence of steel reserve.
After I drank a couple of forties of STEEL RESERVE I felt brave enough to fight a cop! And the cop felt brave enough to Taser me till I shit my pants.
The coolest trick ever. It's easy to do, and the ladies will swoon when they see you doing it. You get in your car, or on your bike and go really fast. Then you go extra fast and lift the front end off the ground and ride like that for a little while... the longer the better.
I was going really fast in my Volvo the other day, and I popped a wheelie. Then Rosie O'Donnell asked me for my phone number. Whoo hoo!