2 definitions by mnEBC

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The act of masterbating prior to a social situation so that one does not get overly horny and end up having regretable intercourse.
Example:
1. Joe did a "maintenance jerk" before he went out so he doesnt get
horny and end up having sex with another ugly slut like last weekend.
by mnEBC October 26, 2012

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A completely meaningless phrase used at the conclusion of a verbal fight between two romantic partners.
Joe:I just don't think we should be together anymore
Jill: Ugh, Get over yourself
by mnEBC November 23, 2012

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