look up any word, like bae:

1 definition by mmahone

 
1.
a small insecure closetted gay man who pretends to be a player but couldn't get layed by any sex of any species because of his grotesquely malformed genitals.
I met this guy at a bar and was all set for a quickie until I saw his balls, he turned out to be the most discusting zunna ever.
by mmahone April 08, 2007