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A legal defense by rich kids and or adults who are guilty of a crime for which they committed and freely admit. The defence is that the offspring of wealthy, privileged parents who never set limits on their childrens behavior, are exempt from regular laws because natural law allows for special privilege and greater understanding for the rich and powerful in general. This argument comes from a branch of philosophy called circular logic. If the defense works it also means that instead of applying legal limits on rich people's behavior it legally exempts them and only them. This strengthens the defense in further legal problems should they occur again.
The affluenza defense works a lot better than a similar defense works for the offspring or poor, impoverished and suppressed parents, who don't have the resources to feed, cloth or house their kids properly, and because of time and resource constraints are unable keep tract or to set limits on their childrens behavior.
by mlhiss April 02, 2014

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To speak truthfully, without brown nosing or without being patronizing or without being sensitive and kind.
Susan did not pull any punches when she told Bobby what she thought of him running over her brother in the living room when Bobby was drunk and high on drugs and put the car in drive instead of reverse.

Yea, she tends to use a sledge hammer and nail to driver her point in.

I guess she figures it will stick to him that way.
by mlhiss May 12, 2008

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Fencing is the actions of the go between for a thief and buyer of the thief's stolen goods. The buyer may unwittingly buy stolen goods from a fence in yard sales, flea markets, through classified ads, or other traditional markets. A shrewed form of fencing is when the fencer poses as a fence for stolen goods and sells cheap illegal imitations of name brand goods at high prices under the pretence that they are more expensive legit versions.
Pawn shops are no longer very good for fencing since the persons selling to them are finger printed, and there is strict accounting of all the goods sold.
by mlhiss November 19, 2011

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1. Worthless crap.
2. Something that cost very little, but is usually worthless junk, and ends up costing more than you paid for it in opportunity cost.
Why did you buy this cheap shit. It broke the first time I used it.
by mlhiss March 28, 2008

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EFP
EFP is an Explosively Formed Penetrator. The penetrator fires a superheated cone of metal through the vehicle's armor. This includes the million dollar Mine Resistant Ambush Protective Vehicle.
Sarge, I thought these MRAPVs were supposed to protect us.

They were supposed to, but I guess they did not think of EFP's when they built them.

Damn, Billy swore by them saying they were the safest place to be in Iraq, I guess if was alive he would be swearing about something else.
by mlhiss May 06, 2008

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SIP
Self important person. A person who thinks they are very important much to other's surprise and amazement.
That SIPs head has grown totally out of proportion to his embellishments.
by mlhiss April 04, 2008

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Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicles (MRAP also know as a MRAPV). It is an American armored fighting vehicle that is supposed to be resistant to bombs but is suceptible to EFPs.

MRAP Mouvement contre le racisme et pour l'amitiƩ entre les peuples (Movement Against Racism and for Friendship between Peoples). It is an anti-racist NGO in France.
Man, that MRAP is hot?

It sure is hot especially with a burning EFP going through it. Hot enough to burn your nuts off.
by mlhiss May 06, 2008

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