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1 definition by mitchellmaier

 
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A man, usually who lives alone or with a roommate, never a girl who gives such mind blowing sex, that most women cannot remember their own names afterword, much less his name. Hence the living alone bit.
Girl 1- How was your date last night?
Girl 2- Dammit i was with a bridger, i am extremely satisfied, yet i have the oddest amnesia
by mitchellmaier October 19, 2008