14 definitions by mister_douve

Top Definition
That's a load of old bobbins.
by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003
Northern English for 'right' when used as a adverb to positively pre-qualify a verb.
That pie was reet grand = That pastry based snack was highly delicious.
by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003
A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
by Mister_Douve May 02, 2003
Expression of disbelief in a persons skills.

Quote from possiblely NBA video game or Nike commercial where uncanny displays of prowess can only be explained by the individuals choice of footware.
Andrew: I can't believe we got this working!
Dave: Is it the shoes!
by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003
The cheap, low grade jewelry/bling worn in excess by council-estate slappers so as to look like Mr T has been shopping in Blackbushe Market.
You could see that Sandra was going up town by the state of her bingo armour.
by Mister_Douve July 01, 2003
Derogatory term: One who shares similarities to vagrants such as mannerisms, smell, meths/White Lightning consumption or behaviour.
That Dave is a right scuffer.
by Mister_Douve May 06, 2003
Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.
Oi, Shit Cunt! Why don't you fuck off!
by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

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