2 definitions by mister_cj

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A white guy who in his home country couldn't get a date to save his life, but upon moving to an Asian country has no shortage of offers. By virtue of his pasty skin, he is transformed from pudgy geek into Mr. Charisma.
Look at Dave, texting one of his new girls, totally playing at being Mr. Charisma.
by mister_cj June 30, 2009

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"Crook" or "gangster", expressed in a way that won't get you sued for libel, as used mainly in the Australian press.
Colourful racing identity John Gatano today fronted the magistrate's court to answer police allegations about his role in a massive heroin smuggling ring.
by mister_cj May 07, 2009

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