One day my favorite cock puppet's gully hole was, for some reason, made of illegitimate mexican immigrant children that had no feet. I tried raping her to death, but to no avail. It was like throwing a cocktail weanie in to an aquaduct. So I gave up. I made her see Dr. Kavorkian about getting her pussy put to sleep.
The vaginati encourages their elite to undergo vaginoplasty as it makes their feet smell like whitefish. :)