13 definitions by mister toad

This is a question which applies to a real backwoods family situation. Not just a matter of supremacy anymore, but which of these males did your mama do the nasty with when you were procreated?
Ester; Ya'll dun wish you cud hav sum o dis?

Lem; Wull shu, dat wuld real sp'eechal, s'ept I'd hav tu ast, "who's yer pappy?" cuz we mought well be bruth'r an sis.

Ester; Shiet, that's eaaasy, thet salesman dun hit the road wif a v'ngence when Grandad ketched em wit my maw. Ain not gots tu wury, thur's his nuts stil cling'n tu a nail!
by Mister Toad March 07, 2011

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utubeable:
1. That which is ready and usable to post to the utube web site.

2. A piece of video consisting of a worthy content for potentially millions of eyes and or posterity.

3. An item of video of such horrificly embarasing situations that it has the potential to make the main subject crawl under a web rock and disapear from public life altogether.
Larry; So, that bit I got of Fester sneezing noseblow all over Sheila’s lunch is still on my phone, like I’m gunn’a ditch it.

Franklin; No way! Send it to me, man, that’s definitely utubeable in the epic sense.

Larry; Right you are! We’ll be famous, and Fester will disappear for life.

Franklin; Sweet, and Sheila will dump his ass faster than a hooker in skechers.
by Mister Toad January 14, 2011

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Gobs of frozen road slush that build up under a car and finally fall off, onto the street or parking area.
Mom; Junior, your roadcicles are laying all over the drive, will you clean them off?

Junior; Mom, that sounds like work! Can't we just wait till they thaw? Ouch! Hey, quit smacking me, I'm going...
by Mister Toad December 18, 2010

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The nasty ice boot that sticks to the wheelwell of your car, especially where it fill the massive rustholes there.
Old Dude; Those rustluks seem to be covering the caping holes in the carbody.

Young Dude; I thought it was warming up in here. Cool!
by Mister Toad December 18, 2010

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SQUANDARY; A combination of the words quandary and squander. A waste of epic proportions. Warter torture, bare foot on hot sand, Abu Graib type screwups.
The 'T' party did such a good job of getting their base riled up over the economy that they really had no idea what a SQUANDARY they would be in once the monkey was on their backs. Guess we will see what they have to say in two years when they are part of the do-nothing, Washington, please-relect-me system???
by Mister Toad February 13, 2011

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DIJF?, Did I just fart?; A retorical question that often follows a room clearing event. Also a situation where the total unpopularity of a person might leave them with the notion that a stinker must be present.

Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...
Lee; Man, I was down at the town hall meeting and suddenly right in mid sentance, there's like, nobody listening. So I turn around and theres almost no one in the entire room.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.
by Mister Toad February 13, 2011

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