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7 definitions by missanthropee

 
1.
When a penis is first inserted into a bloody, menstruating vagina, and then into a butt hole, leaving it covered in blood and feces (so that said penis resembles a recently unearthed bloodworm). Usually ending with someone "taking the bait" or licking the dirty penis clean.
Dude #1 "Hey, I wanna put some p in the v tonight but Sally is on the rag"

Dude #2 "You should give her a Mississippi Blood Worm! I'll take the bait!"
by missanthropee October 03, 2010
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2.
When a slut gets wrapped up in a bed sheet in a similar fashion to that of a fajita. Usually rendering the slut immobile, thus the slut is unable to fend off attacks from various penises.
We should fill this slut fajita with gallons of weenie juice!
by missanthropee January 02, 2011
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3.
A simple phrase used to signify the basic philosophy of life and all existence. One must put things in the most simple terms to comprehend the complexities of our reality.

Also a song written and recorded by the band Betty Sex Machine in the year 1999.
dude #1 " I am trying to figure out the meaning of myself. 'A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.' I am quoting Soren Kierkegaard, trying to grasp my true self"

dude #2 "yeah well every peepee has a peepee hole"

dude #1 "whoa..."
by missanthropee October 03, 2010
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4.
A milkshake consisting of 2 parts semen to 1 part ice cream, blended and served with a bendy straw and a cocktail umbrella.
I could really go for one of Eric's famous sperm milkshakes right now!
by missanthropee December 21, 2010
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5.
A stinky, unclean butt, left to ferment in a computer chair for hours while playing World of Warcraft. Usually the person is highly addicted to WoW, and therefore doesn't take the time to properly wipe after defecating because they are in too much of a hurry to get back to the game. The result is a butt crack which is still smeared with fecal matter, which is then sat on for long periods of time. This allows the shit bacteria to ferment and marinate creating an unmistakable odor.
Carlos had a bad case of wow butt the week Cataclysm came out.
by missanthropee January 12, 2011
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6.
After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.
Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"

Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"

Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"
by missanthropee January 12, 2011
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7.
A very hairy penis.
His wolf penis made me want to howl at the moon!
by missanthropee December 19, 2010
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