9 definitions by missadventure
A name that people use for their dog when they want to pretend theyre hard.
Often used when finding themselves surrounded by a bunch of knuckle dragging pizza faced children in the park.
Shouting 'BULLSEYE, cumear!' will make them think that the owner is as hard as Bill Sykes from the Oliver film, scaring 3 colours of shit out of them and making them run off.
Doesnt work so well if their dog's a chihuaua. Often doesnt end well.
Often used when finding themselves surrounded by a bunch of knuckle dragging pizza faced children in the park.
Shouting 'BULLSEYE, cumear!' will make them think that the owner is as hard as Bill Sykes from the Oliver film, scaring 3 colours of shit out of them and making them run off.
Doesnt work so well if their dog's a chihuaua. Often doesnt end well.
by missadventure October 29, 2006
A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.
It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'
The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.
It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'
The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.
'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'
'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'
'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)
'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'
'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)
by missadventure October 20, 2006