1) n. a person who claims to be rebelling against the status quo, but actually conforms to it; Hot Topic
shoppers who think they're different, Avril
fans who think they're punk, Clear Channel
listeners who describe their taste in music as "edgy" or "alternative".
2) n. a person whose actions belie their oft-stated, self-righteous beliefs; anti-fur vegetarian
s who wear leather shoes, tree-huggers who drive hummers
, abstinence-only fundie
s who have to get married because they're pregnant.
Check out that rebel without a clue, he forgot to remove the Hot Topic
tag from his pre-distressed punk jacket.