5 definitions by miss_kitty_infiniti

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getting a blow-job first thing in the morning
since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?
by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

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similar to "LMAO", this acronym stands for "laughing my ghetto booty off" (generally used as sarcasm by someone who is not amply endowed in the rear)
that joke was so funny i had to LMGBO
booty lmao
by miss_kitty_infiniti September 17, 2009

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an acronym for "yesterday, today, tomorrow, forever"
Joe got Sarah a bracelet with the inscription "yttf"
by miss_kitty_infiniti September 20, 2009

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A term used to describe someone who isn't very smart (as in "not the brightest crayon in the box")
person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon
by miss_kitty_infiniti September 17, 2009

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a person who is on crystal meth/speed (aka jib) usually seen riding around town on a bike with a trailer attached hauling a huge load of junk (which is usually stolen)
Watch where you're going, the ghetto is jibber territory
by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

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