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14 definitions by misfit

14. Frode
A creature none-lovealbe, who like young girls under 16.
Frode "Hi, can I fuck you?
Silje "Not anymore, I just turnd sixsteen"
by misfit May 5, 2005 share this
13. Mop slap
To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen
Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?
by Misfit Aug 23, 2004 share this
12. I like you for who you are
What Anna Nicole said to her husband.
"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."
by misfit Jun 1, 2004 share this
11. going steady
What white kids in the 50's called "dating"
Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!
by Misfit Feb 17, 2004 share this
10. Grand Illusion
A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".
"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"
by Misfit Dec 18, 2003 share this
9. Heat Vent
The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.
Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.
by Misfit Dec 18, 2003 share this
8. mustard plug
The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.
The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.
by Misfit Dec 18, 2003 share this
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