3 definitions by misanthropist

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A mythical force that is supposed to bestow knowledge of the obvious. Unfortunately, humankind has proven, time and time again, that there is no such thing as common sense.
The People v. Common Sense:

Exhibit A-
Common sense should tell people that coffee is a hot drink, and that when spilling it, one should expect it to be hot. Common sense should also tell people that eating fatty foods makes you fat. Still, look at the recent pathetic excuses for "lawsuits" against some fast-food restaurants.

Exhibit B-
Common sense should tell people - even children - that TV shows such as "Power Rangers" are not reality. Two eleven-year-old boys, however, tried to re-enact a scene from the above-mentioned show by burying an eight-year-old boy alive in the ground, thinking he would grow back out. Duuuuh...I don't think it worked...oops!

Exhibit C-
Common sense should tell the Bush administration to take money from people who actually HAVE MONEY TO GIVE, but instead they choose to take it from people who do not have it.

I rest my case.
by misanthropist June 13, 2006

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A shopping cart being used for personal use outside the boundaries of the store it belongs to.
Lompoc Cadillacs being pushed past my house all day.
by Misanthropist October 05, 2012

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Portmanteau of 'flatulence' and 'apnea.' The act of snoring and farting simultaneously.
My roommate kept me awake all night with flatnea. I don't know which is worse. The snoring or the farting.
by Misanthropist August 08, 2015

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