2 definitions by mintek

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An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.
Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?

Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.

Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.
by mintek August 20, 2012

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An event where a man in his 50s purposely leaves an additional button on his shirt undone to impress younger women in their 40s.
45 year-old man: Hey man. Just so you know, there will be plenty of single women at this Napa Valley horseback wine tour, but I think they all are at least ten years younger than you. Think you can swing that?

58 year-old man: Don't worry about me. Just let me pop this button right here . . . And there you have it, the perfect Dennis Quaid.

43 year-old woman: (passing by) Looking sharp pilgrim. Let's ditch this wine tasting and watch "Something To Talk About."
by mintek September 11, 2012

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