3 definitions by mindcandy

Top Definition
The result left on one's arm after a session of anal fisting. Generally a combination od lubricant and dried faeces.
He was wearing a lovely tweed sleeve his boyfriend gave him.
by mindcandy February 10, 2010
A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"
by mindcandy March 20, 2012
The art of coaxing your partner into anal sex. Approach doggy style then come down on her lower back with your elbow wrestling style. Whilst she can't move insert your penis into her anus as hard as possible.
Wow, after a jackhammer she let me do whatever I wanted.
by mindcandy April 12, 2011

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