a phrase used to describe the cunt or douche that you used to officially have a relationship with that is still part of your life for whatever stupid reason that you're coming up with.
I took my (in)significant other to lunch yesterday. Not five minutes had passed before she was correcting my grammar and telling me that I was eating with the wrong fork. I LIKE THE LITTLE FORK.
The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.
She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.
A woman or man that you would only sleep with after consuming a fifth of your favorite liquor.
Damn dude, I'm pretty hard up. I'd even settle for a fifther about now.
Free Daily Email
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.