A thirteen year old with a pretty spectacular life. She talks about (but never actually eats) cereal, can get her license at 13, and is good personal friends of a thirty-year-old black rapper! She spends her weekends getting mad crunked, getting high on pixie sticks and holding boys' hands. Also, she can recite the days of the week. Pretty damn special, ya dig?
Stephanie: Oh crap! Which seat should i choose?
Amber: Ask Rebecca Black!