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14 definitions by mikm

 
8.
According to "Sean Connery" (from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy), horsemen = whore semen.
See? Whore, like your mother, and semen! It's right there!
by mikm June 06, 2005
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9.
If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.
Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
by mikm May 31, 2005
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10.
Mozilla Firefox/Firebird/Phoenix used this to describe browser cookies for a very long time (up until 1.xx, if I remember correctly).
Cookies are delicious delicacies. Firefox owns you.
by mikm April 18, 2005
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11.
A cup of coffee with two shots of espresso in it.
I was tired and needed to finish my paper, so I made a black eye.
by mikm October 09, 2006
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12.
1. An expensive chunk of shiny metal and plastic.
2. An expensive paperweight
You paid $3000 for a Macintosh? I built a PC for $800 that can kick its ass and it STILL looks better.
by mikm June 11, 2005
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13.
The woman a man is betrothed to. In some cases, notably among the poorly-educated in the American Deep South and the royalty in Europe, she very well be the sister or cousin of the man as well.
Redneck: I just married my cousin!
Prince John: What a coincidence, I just married my sister.

Normal people: Freaks.
by mikm June 01, 2005
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14.
Slang used for the Viet Cong during the Vietnam war. It originates from the radio phonetics used (VC --> Victor Charlie), and was shortened to Charlie.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
by mikm July 27, 2005
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