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6 definitions by mikeschneider

 
1.
That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.
"Buffering . . . "
by mikeschneider May 16, 2006
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2.
Using the word "gay" as a noun. This serves the purpose of epitomizing the subject of the noun as completely encompassing the essence of being gay. Not a gay person, but a gay.
"That dude's such a gay"
by mikeschneider May 15, 2006
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3.
When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.
Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?
by mikeschneider May 15, 2006
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4.
The sexual position involving two people, preferably females, and one double ended dildo. You can figure out the rest. This position was popularized by the film "Requiem for a Dream".
"Do butt to butt!"
by mikeschneider May 15, 2006
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5.
Someone whose skin is unable to tan. Commonly used in a stealthy manner to thwart any catching-on by those being spoken of.
"There's so many fucking non-tanners here. WTF."
by mikeschneider May 15, 2006
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6.
Not so popular pick-up line very suave people use. It always works.
"Yo ma let me touch."
by mikeschneider May 15, 2006
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