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A theory which has been proven on numerous accounts in which any man wearing a white hat is guaranteed to get poon that night.
Max's night certainly backs up White Hat Theory. Rather than hooking up with butch chicks like usual, he decided to rock his new white hat and, in turn, got with some hot slore at the Jug.
by mike_hellraiser_tyson March 11, 2009