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1 definition by mike porntard

 
1.
PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.
by Mike Porntard March 02, 2009