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8 definitions by mike p

 
1.
Ugly anorexic douchebags that spend their money foolishly and only live to pose in front of the cameras.
Need to die
by Mike P December 03, 2003
 
2.
an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.
Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong
Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man
by mike p April 15, 2004
 
3.
A masterpiece created by Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. With flawless and amazing songs like Everlong, My Hero, Monkey Wrench, and Hey, Johnny Park!
This is a great CD, great from track 1 to 12.
by mike p April 15, 2004
 
4.
It's one of those banana-like boobs.
Lonely Jake: That girl had jangatits.
Ball #2: Why do you always get to be the Lonely Jake?
by Mike P January 29, 2005
 
5.
A smota is when the mortician rips off a dead guys dick and does her self with it.
"That dead guy would make a great smota!" Or "I had the best smota sex last night!"
by Mike P December 17, 2004
 
6.
Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.
Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.
by mike p June 01, 2004
 
7.
The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other.
Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta!
Elizabeth: I love left hosta!
by Mike P January 29, 2005