14 definitions by mike g

idiot, moron. derived from "cockknocker"
what did you screw up now, slipknocker?
by Mike G October 12, 2004

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Noun: acronym: Human Random Access Memory. The attribute of or ability to multi task.
Boss: "I'm going to have to kind of ask you for your TPS report. mm-kay?"

Worker: "Dude I spaced; I totally ran out of HRAM, What'd you say?"
by Mike G April 09, 2004

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Noun; That anatomical area found on a man located between the sphincter of the anus and the posterior portion of the scrotum characterized by the elevated subdural tubular shape formed by the urethra.

Coined by Ratface Holtzman circa 1990
"He smashed his manfish when he slid off the bike seat and landed on the bar."
by Mike G December 17, 2006

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A Floyde Blake is a person that has no ability to PvP whatsoever and still owes an MRev guild dues.
Hey, look over there! That guy really sucks at PvP and still owes us money, he must be a Floyd Blake
by Mike G April 01, 2005

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Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.
Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.
by Mike G October 15, 2005

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A difficult but fun-filled activity high school kids engage in on weekends.
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer.
-Dogma
by Mike G April 08, 2005

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A flaming homosexual that likes to drink wine coolers and sucks at PvP.
Let's go to the gay bar so we can hang out with a bunch of oscar's.
by Mike G March 30, 2005

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