1 definition by mik yekwab, ylla ittasert

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stupid, ugly, prude, skinny, bittch!!! hates dick, and cant fight her own battles. has no friends, and did i metion she was ugly.

were going to hell, nevermind, im only going to hell. well alyssa, you go to hell youu litle bitch, no one likes you.

if you are an alyssa beeman, consider that the wrst insult ever. i'd rather be called jesse mcqueen.
cat1: ew, you look like alyssa beeman today.
cat2: im gonna go home and cry. theres whipped cream on my hoodie.
cat1: its not whipped cream.
cat2: man, i am prude. for now. no, forever.
by mik yekwab, ylla ittasert August 16, 2009

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