1 definition by middy69

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The complete opposite of a hard on. It wasn't coined by that other douche bag. It was on "I hope they serve beer in hell". Anyway. It's when ur dick is 6900 percent flaccid.
That bitch is so ugly that I got a soft off when she walked in to this titty bar.
by middy69 August 13, 2010

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