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16 definitions by microsoft_bastard

 
8.
A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women
He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
 
9.
A sprite with jizz shot into it.
That bitch talked shit to me, so I fed her a sprizzim
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
 
10.
A pussy.
Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
 
11.
A man or woman of arab, or middle eastern descent.
Those motherfuckers that just opened that 7-11 are fucking dust monkeys.
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
 
12.
(noun) To be used in place of any other noun as an offensive substitute.
1.I played the lottery and won 50,ooo jizzims.
2.I don't know where I'll be later; give me a call on the jizzim.
3.Maam, this steak is dry; Can you bring me some more jizzim?
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
 
13.
A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks
Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
 
14.
The mouth of a lame bastard that talks shit.
He mouthed off one too many times so I stuffed my wang in his dick skinner
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003