some one who gets off by getting jiggy with trees. most likely to be a dirty hippy.
some hippy fucker came over to my house and fucked a tree, so i took the liberty to kick his sorry arse then i get my dog to shit on his corpse. then i shat gunpowder on his corpse because i had eaten some rocks earlier that day.
where the amount of weiner far outweighs the amount of pussy. usually a lot of guys who want to fight who are random and ugly. so when they want to fight, i eat rocks and shit gunpowder and they go home crying because i am so damn manly. i am tough.