2 definitions by michael razen

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to have your face smashed so much that it resembles a penis and you cannot speak
"you just got peniscrushed!"
"mmmamam"
by michael razen November 14, 2006

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when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.
little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for
by michael razen November 14, 2006

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