42 definitions by micah

A euphemism for an anus.
My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.
by Micah October 22, 2007
One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.
I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?
by micah May 11, 2010
A person who so eerily resembles another person that you can't help but belt out the word "dang" to convey disbelief.
"Dang! That guy looks so much like your dad it could be his Doppeldang'er!"
by micah April 10, 2010
One person plants their bare ass on another person's face. The nose usually inserts the anus and a simultaneous fart ensues.
A bitter taste was left with Brad after Seth gave him a Mount Rushmore.
by Micah April 22, 2005
lig
(intransitive verb) idle, sponge, freeload (especially in music, fashion and media circles.
ligger (noun)
especial thanks to Helen who not only lent us someone else's house, but also ligged us into the JockeySlut afterparty! Coooool!
by micah August 27, 2003
Describes the period in which a female menstruates.
I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.
by Micah August 24, 2006
Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.
Man! I should have taken off that wooly wonder before I decided to pinch a loaf! I have about a pound of sweaturds stuck back there!
by Micah January 13, 2011

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