(adj) Describes a girl of a lowly white trashy, trailer-queen type background who is (unsuccessfully) fighting out of her weight class to aspire to come off with more tact, class, and fashion sense than is genetically possible given her history. Typically a 5th degree clinger who sponges off social tips and fashion tricks from a smarter, sharper, and more beautiful girl who is for some reason really into doing charity work.
Dude: Hey, why is this Chelsea chick always around? Can't you get rid of her for a day or two?
Dudette: She's a fuckin' Padewan trailer, dude. She dresses like me, talks like me, and is always asking me about stupid shit. I thought I'd help with a few things but, shezzus, now she hangs around like a fart in a sauna.
(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal
version of the Iron Curtain
in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War
and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.
Hey, have you heard from JJ?
Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.
n.) A.K.A. camel toe.
Did you get a look at Maria's taco jeans? Dude, that puta must have been bangin' the whole barrio.
(n.) A real Class-A asshole. A supreme fucking dick-lick whom you wouldn't cross the street to piss on if they were on fire.
Hey, have you heard from Robert?
Nah, that fuck scab hit his grilfriend in the face at the bar the other night. I can't stand that shit, so fuck 'im.
(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.
Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.
(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain
in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.
Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?
Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!
-What's Mike up to these days?
-He's livin' in Sact'o and going to grad school.