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2 definitions by metro east bastard

 
1.
a woman who prefers to sail the skin boat up the fudge canal instead of the tuna river.
I introduced anal sex to my wife with the help of a vibrator, and now she's a mud queen. It's a love story!
by metro east bastard October 14, 2006
 
2.
one who has sex with a pregnant woman in a her third trimester.
As a seasoned camel rider, it was no shock to me that my wife's water broke during sex.
by metro east bastard October 14, 2006