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The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
by merlineternal January 20, 2008
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CGW is an acronym for Cum Guzzling Whore. Sometimes referred to as ceegwah (see-gee-wa).
That CGW just blew my best friend yesterday. Now she wants to blow me!

Oh man, what a CGW - she drank my whole load and even licked my balls.
by merlineternal January 20, 2008
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