13 definitions by merkin

Top Definition
When something is in near perfect condition mint
Dave's 66 corvette is cherry
by Merkin March 21, 2005
The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel.
Whoa. Check out that hideous CG.
by merkin July 13, 2003
See Felatio. Abbreviation for "Cock in the Mouth."
What happened with you and Katie last night? Well, there was no citv, but there was a little citm.
by Merkin March 24, 2005
When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe
I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
by Merkin March 05, 2007
To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)
Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?
by Merkin March 24, 2005
Expression of extreme exasperation.
Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out
by Merkin March 24, 2005
The nemesis of shotgun where once "shotgun" is called, the first friend to shout "challenge" gets to vie for the coveted front passenger seat via a game of rock scissors paper. Can be nullified by shouting "Shotgun, no challenge"
Friend 1: Come on, we gotta go
Friend 2: I call Shot gun
Friend 3: Challenge!
by merkin January 03, 2006

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