11 definitions by mercenary x99

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Alternative slang for what most would commonly refer to as a laptop or notebook and/or netbook computer. But could also extend to an iPAD as well. It is derived from THE SPRAWL Trilogy (*this includes the short stories Johnny Mnemonic, New Rose Hotel, Burning Chrome) of Sci-Fi Cyberpunk novels by William Gibson (Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive). ---basically, die hard fans and wishful thinkers who are bored/disappointed with modern tech as it exists now (such as a smart phone) for being too practical and lacking imagination, and have labeled things in the manner of the alternate 1980s of Gibson's Cyberpunk world line; and in a sense, sticking to more cumbersome (and often times outdated) tech in contrast to what is accepted by the collective majority. Thus some might flip open a laptop/note book and log onto the Internet... others will power up their Cyberdeck and jack into Cyberspace.
John: "This new Smart Phone is awesome. Gotta' let the world know where I'm at."

{Case pulls out laptop and jacks in a G3/G4 modem link}

Case: "My dumb phone handles my calls... but I still lug around my Cyberdeck to get online."

{Everyone stares at Case as he does this}

Together: "Why?"

Case: "It's just how I roll."
by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011
Slang for eating a chick's pussy. Another way of saying "going down town" on a woman who wants her clitoris and labia minora given oral stimulus to bring her to orgasm. Can apply to either a man or another woman performing cunnilingus to the recipient woman.
Mike: "I can't stand it! I wanna' give Irene the South Town Face Plant, like right now!"

Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
In reference to the original 1985 film Fright Night, where actor Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandrige woos the character Amy at Club Radio.

THE SARANDON STARE is what you give a chick when your game is top level, and immediate success is the result, meaning a sure no loss scenario that you're getting laid that night. ---it's meant to be facetious of course, not serious.
Victor: "Barely legal... Cougars... GILFs. They all fall to the Sarandon Stare."

Random People: "What?"

Victor: "BEHOLD... *The Sarandon Stare* in action!"

{dances around his target attraction, gazing stupidly into her eyes as she gets juicy lucy and demands they leave the club at once for sex} ***this works mostly at retro 80s clubs or themed parties.
by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011
In reference/salute to Adult Video Star Belladonna, it is slang for the status of a sexually righteous woman comfortable in her sexuality who throws logic to the wind and BECOMES sex and anything goes. When that woman has become the living epitome of raw and over the top sex, where roughness and sensuality collide into a supernova of endless moans and groans and the joys of being human end in eruptions of bliss from both male and female.
Mike: "Man I'm the luckiest man alive."

Nathan: "Why?"

Mike: "Stacy got Belladonna Nasty on me after the concert. I can barely walk from her artistry, and she's not gonna shit right for a week either."
by Mercenary X99 November 16, 2011
Alternative slang for attractive (hotter than they have a right to be) pre op Transsexual women and/or Shemales, that has poisoned the mind of a otherwise heterosexual male, as it better describes the subject of illicit fantasies one otherwise would never have thought possible. That one is in fact #1> A Taboo and #2> A Wonder to the eye of the beholder causing possible detritus to many and all, in the manner of a sub genre of porn that has overtaken the internet where 90% of the viewers are bored straight men.
Dan: "According to Capcom of Japan, Poison from the Final Fight beat 'em up video game is a pre op Shemale, dood!"

Mike: "NO! I refuse to accept this. I it's a genetic female biker slut in the Mad Gear gang."

Tom: "Taboo Wonder or not, anyone that looks that hot as a woman is getting the Chorizo Thundercrack, and gets it twice as hard in the back door for any more than meets the eye treachery!"
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.
Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.
If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.
by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

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