Acronym, stands for Woman Impulse Control Disorder.
Part of the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder spectrum, WIMPCD only affects women. All women.
It is the psychological condition which prohibits discipline and self-control in women and makes them act several kinds of crazy.
Symptoms include lots of unwarranted yelling, malling, crying, and going f*cking ballistic on people around her without apparent reason.
- OY!! Playaaaa!! What's the happy-happs?
- Dawg, not good, my girlfriend's WIMPCD is acting up again!
- Try this, sprinkle some horse tranquilizer in her frappuchinos, been doin it for years with mah wife, she peaceful as a puppy!