"Insert Sideways Smiley Face"
because emoticon is a stupid name, and lol is usually used to mean "smile." plus, using a cryptic acronym to stand for an over-used geek phenomenon has a beautiful circularity.
"i wanted to get my definition into UrbanDictionary.com, ISSF."
A Romford rudeboy. As it is in Romford, they are white *not for long*. They think they are black, and speak with such words like 'chung' (good), 'dats deeeep' (thats mean), 'dats gangstaahh'... They call broken, damaged, poor things 'gangsta', just to dress up the fact that their idols can't afford a decent house with all floors carpetted and all walls papered. They wear their trousers ridiculously low, wear hats at the most ridiculous angles and wear fake designers like pEvisu, furBerry, Pike etc. A rude girl often has slicked back hair, fake designers, ridiculously and unflatteringly tight trousers, trying to create the blackgirl 'bootie'. They are basicallay common Romford wangs which should all be shot
Theres a rudeboi AHHAHAA look at his trousers! Pull them up!
Omg, look at that 8year old rudeboi with the cigarrette - i wish i was like him at his age... his parents are amazing